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fat people are the new nazis, it's okay to make fun

Leah: "Look, someone's throwing out a loveseat."
Dan: "Actually it's more of a couch. Well, that or a loveseat for fat people."
Leah: "Fat people don't fall in love. They only love food."
Dan: "Of course they fall in love! Are they not human? If you prick them, do they not ooze syrup?"

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