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i see fat people. Walking around like regular people.

Dan's mom says she thinks she knows why i hate fat people.
"They represent everything in you that you don't like."

everything in me that i don't like? you mean like... fat? Well, i guess that's accurate.

My gym is having a weight loss contest this month, and every time i walk into the gym, which is like TWICE A DAY, all the people who work there are like, "ARE YOU GOING TO JOIN OUR WEIGHT LOSS CONTEST!!!????!!! YOU SHOULD JOIN OUR WEIGHT LOSS CONTEST!!!!!!111"
And i'm like, ow, wait, hold on, i think i just developed an eating disorder. Right now. Wait, infact, i DID develop an eating disorder THIS SECOND.

Thanks guys.

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