One girls chore...

Ashley and i are leaving the gym last night. Ashley asks me if i want to work out tomorrow.

"I can't. I'm working all day... wait, when does the gym close?"
"7pm"
"Oh, that's great! I can work all day, work out for an hour, then go staight to church!"
The woman at the front desk overhears me, and sneers sarcastically:
"Sounds like a great day."

In case we don't post tomorrow for stuffing our faces with cheer:

Merry Christmas!!!!!

Oh come, oh come Emmanuel
and save your people Israel
Rejoice! Rejoice!
Emmanuel will come to you Oh Israel!

(ps: we got your gift Oona. No savior for you this year. ;)