Happy Retail Sucks Season
Dec 30th, 2005
Two extremely rude, extremely Jewish customers accosted me in the store today. "I'll see this now!" ... "These earring backs are too small!"
After antagonizing me for half an hour over a measly $100 pair of earrings, the irritating woman said, "No after christmas sales here? Don't i get a discount?"
"We're celebrating Chanukah still," I responded, deadpan.
She paused for a second, pondering whether my sardonic tone was infact intended to be mocking.
"Us too," she said finally, and reached for her wallet.