Diet pills kill people.
It's not exactly ground-breaking news, folks, but now at least we know for sure. Diet pills kill people. I knew two women from TriYoga who died from diet pills, and that's just ONE form of yoga; i don't know how many Bikram students died from pills dash heat-stroke. Diet pills are like mini poison tablets that are somehow okay to sell in CVS because their claims have not been approved by the FDA. I'll say it again because fat women are deaf: DIET PILLS KILL PEOPLE!!! That, and america's insane obsession with thinness. Well, but mostly the pills.
J. Howard Marshall, if Jesus is wrong and you DO stayed married in heaven, someone is getting luuuucky tonight!!!!!! Way to go J.!!!!!