Morning Paper
Leah: "This article traces pornographic images in music videos and calls for dramatic public outrage. That's the dumbest thing i've ever heard."
Dan: "I agree."
Leah: "I mean, just because TV is sexy doesn't mean it's corrupting the entire world."
Dan: "I know"
Leah: "It says girls these days confuse sex with empowerment. Like that's a NEW thing."
Dan: "Yeah right."
Leah: "Women have always been disempowered, so they've always been slutty. And as long as they are STILL disempowered, they STILL will be slutty, which will be FOREVER!"
Dan: "...."
Leah: "This is why i'm a post-feminist."
Dan: "Is that one of those kind of stripper dances? (mimicing sultry hip movements) You know, on a post?"
WHY AREN'T THERE MORE PICTURES OF MY DOG ON THE INTERNET?????
Why Dan???
Becca has pictures of her dog on the internet.
Oona has pictures of her co-worker's dog on the internet.
Heather has pictures of her dog on the internet. She even has a callendar!
Where is Rascal's internet representation???
Don't make me get on your computer and try to figure out both the MAC interface and html. I WILL REAK HAVOC!!!!
(internet, if my loving husband responds to this faux bating, hopefully you will see pictures of our cute puppy real soon. But for now, imagine:
Rascal playing in the snow...
Rascal after a bath...
Rascal with a red bowtie....
all these could be soon yours.)