Amazon fights passive aggresively with your wife so you don't have to!
Dan bought me some shoes for Christmas and I rather untactfully asked him if he was still within his time window to return them. This morning he handed me the packing slip.
I wonder if that's part of Amazon's pre-populated reasons for return. If so, they probably also include:
"There's just no pleasing this woman."
"What am I a mind reader?"
"Seriously folks, take my wife. Please."