Amazon fights passive aggresively with your wife so you don't have to!

Dan bought me some shoes for Christmas and I rather untactfully asked him if he was still within his time window to return them. This morning he handed me the packing slip.

passive aggressive return authorization

is ALL CAPS part of Amazon's pull-down menu?

I wonder if that's part of Amazon's pre-populated reasons for return. If so, they probably also include:

"There's just no pleasing this woman."
"What am I a mind reader?"
"Seriously folks, take my wife. Please."

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