my new laptop is broken
Mar 4th, 2006
Leah: Hey, the website says that the geeks at Babson will fix my laptop for free!
Dan: That's great!
Leah: I need to leave it with them, though. I'd better take the porn off of it first.
Dan:..... (silence)
Leah: That was a joke.
Dan: I'm laughing on the inside.
A good jewelry-store manager is apparently hard to find.
Mar 4th, 2006
The owner of a competitive Jewelry store heard that we were going out of business, and based on good customer reviews she had heard about me, the owner called my cell phone three-times daily for a week until i agreed to meet with her yesterday. "Hi, this message is for Leah, this is ---- calling from -----