My Teeth Hurt
May 11th, 2005
You might think that your actual bony teach couldn't sense so much pain as to make you complain literally about your teeth hurting. That would be before you soak them in bleach for seven hours straight. My teeth are killing me. For lunch I had a wrap sandwhich, but i had to take out the lettus, and then eventually the bread, because it was just too much for me to bite on. It's only 3:30, and already i'm exhausted from the tooth throbbing. Hot hurts and cold hurts, even just the cold of the air-conditioned room. In the future, i will only eat luke-warm pudding.
All this for white teeth on wedding day. You know what they say:
"Beauty is pain, and pain is weakness leaving the body."
Who says this? Actually, i think i heard it on MTV.