USA's gross-me-out day
happy thanksgiving. This is the busiest shopping weekend of the year, and i am frantically preparing. Not preparing to shop myself, or even preparing food, lord knows, but PREPARING THE STORE, AT MY JOB, WHERE I WILL BE WORKING ALL FREAKIN HOLIDAY WEEKEND, JUST SO YOU KNOW, YOU LOSERS WHO ARE BRAGGING ABOUT THE FOUR DAYS OFF WHO DON'T REALIZE THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE IN A SLAVE-DRIVING INDUSTRY CALLED RETAIL WHO WORK AND WORK AND WORK AND WORK SO THAT YOU CAN SPEND ALL YOUR LOSER MONEY FROM FRIDAY TO SUNDAY SO STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR PRECIOUS LONG WEEKEND, A--HOLES!
In between long stretches of working burtal amounts unpaid overtime, i get tomorrow off for a whole day dedicated to stuffing myself full of sickening amounts of food.
This country is gross.
How i know he loves me...
Last night Dan took Niquil, which means a tornado tossing witches shouldn't be able to wake him up, and yet in the middle of the night when i make the slightest snivel of tiny-sounding crying, my loving husband wakes right up.
"ZZZZZZ-- What's wrong?"
"Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to wake you up."
"That's okay. What's wrong?"
Sometimes i think God wants me to do something, but i don't know what it is."
"That's okay, just keep doing what you're doing."
"What i'm doing? You mean like sleeping?"
"yes...sleeping....ZZZZZZZ"
I love that little guy.
Leah's Xmas WishList
1) Grad School acceptance letter
2) The money to pay for Grad School.
No, seriously, for people who know me, here's my Christmas Wishlist, for real, in order of expensiveness:
1) (for Dan to buy) A Laptop Computer, with a windows operating system, and as i have already told Dan, IÌll be happy to pay for it, I just canÌt bring myself to pick the f-er out.
2)What i really want more than anything else in the material world:
the T-Mobile Sidekick II, Juicy Couture limited edition
This device is $400, available only online at Tmobile.com, and someone can buy just the device, leaving me to pick out and pay for the phone service plan.
Did i mention it's pink?
Did i mention it's the COOLEST THING IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD?
3) 4) and 5) these can all be purchased at nike.com:
3) Nike seamless winter training hoody $75 style#211712 size S/M color black or rose
4) Nike Heritage Graphic Pant $60, color white, style#250892 size Small
5) Nike Winter High Suede Boots $80 Style #311959 pink or white, size 7
hmmmm, i think that's all i can think of right now. I also want a new fridge and an elyptical trainer, but those are are more gifts to pray for, not ask for. (oh lord, won't-cha buy me a new fridge to replace the one that leaks heat and keeps breaking every time you open it up.)
On the upside, i have a lovely husband and a perfect puppy, and who could ask for anything more.