No such thing as a free brunch

One of the bad things about the holiday season is that i sometimes have to work Sundays. One of the good things about the holiday season is that i sometimes have to work Sundays, attached to a fine-dining inn, which conveniently displays its sunday bruch buffet no more than 10 feet away from me. Fruit, pastas, breads and pies. It's the best finger food in town, because if you take it with your little fingers, it's yours!

As i was leaving church this morning Dan said to me, "Do you want me to bring you lunch later?"
"No, honey. Free food Sunday."
"Oh yeah. HAVE FUN!"