I did better on the marathon than Katie Holmes!!!!!
Mrs. Tom Cruise ran the New York Marathon last week and averaged 12-minute miles.
I know you're a mom, Katie, but you haven't had a job in four years and you have like a bajillion dollars. And you're like six feet tall. And the New York marathon is flat. You could have picked it up a bit.
Now i feel much better about my 9:50 average. Short people rule!