A real conversation.
Feb 10th, 2006
"It's too bad you're going out of business!"
"Oh yeah? Is it?"
"It is!"
"Have you ever been in our gallery before?"
"No, this is my first time."
"Then it's not too bad that we're going out of business."
"Why?"
"Because nobody comes in to buy anything until we cover our window in a sale sign."
There i finally said it. Y'all are cheap SOBs. Call my career in retail officially over.