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It's a good thing we're married

Leah: "I'm throwing away this pillow, it grew mold."
Dan: "No, it was just left on the hammock too long. It's not mold. It's just bleached by the sun."
Leah: "Then what are all these black dots on it?"
....pause....
Dan and Leah simultaniously: "Sunspots?"

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