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my brother's on vacay

"How's Jake doing on his sailing vacation?"
"He's alive. I talked to him this morning. I told him that he has to call me every two days to let me know that he's alive. After two days i start thinking of sharks and pirates."
"Sharks and pirates? Mom, that's comedic gold! Not sharks OR pirates? But a fatal combination of sharks AND pirates??? Do you mind if i write that on the blog?"
"Whatever."

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