Still No Baby
Jun 11th, 2009
Although no one has accomplished it yet, I think I'm going to be the first woman to actually stay pregnant forever. I'm four days past my due date, and this little monster has zero intention of coming out. So far it has not been swayed by exercise, spicy food, homeopathy, or bribes of clothing, ice cream, and air. What a little lazy bones we have on our hands! I'm going to have to marry it off before I can get it out of my uterus!