posts tagged with 'puns'

Slow Burn

I walk into the kitchen as Dan is cutting up some green onions.

Dan: "I've sprung a leek!"

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still more dead air as we stare at each other
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Leah: "Oh. I get it."

Which is not to invite criticism on my husband's sense of humor. The sleep situation may be a factor in the interpretation of puns.

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