long distance relationships
Ashley: "I don't know if I should go visit this guy in Alaska, I mean, if he only wants me to go for sex. Like, is it bad to accept a trip to Alaska if it's only in exchange for sex?"
Leah: "You're not the first women in history to ponder this question, Ashley. That's why they call it the oldest profession."
Ashley: "I mean, all the way to Alaska! That's a long booty call!"
Leah: "At that distance it's more of a booty HAUL! And then when you get up in the tundra, a booty MUSH."
Ashley: "I know!"
Leah: "Gives whole new meaning to the term: I-did-a-rod."
overheard at the gym
It amazes me when i witness a touching moment of true humanity: a moment that proves that, deep down in our hearts, we are all fundimentally the same. This morning at the gym was one of those moments.
client: "I only really got into Lost in the second season."
trainer: "OH MY GOD! ME TOO!!!"
client: "I wasn't watching it, but then all my friends were watching it and they told me to watch it!"
trainer: "OH MY GOD, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED WITH ME!!!!! THAT IS SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!
client: "Really? What a coincidence."
trainer: "OH MY GOD, THAT'S SO FUNNY!!!!!"