long distance relationships
Feb 14th, 2007
Ashley: "I don't know if I should go visit this guy in Alaska, I mean, if he only wants me to go for sex. Like, is it bad to accept a trip to Alaska if it's only in exchange for sex?"
Leah: "You're not the first women in history to ponder this question, Ashley. That's why they call it the oldest profession."
Ashley: "I mean, all the way to Alaska! That's a long booty call!"
Leah: "At that distance it's more of a booty HAUL! And then when you get up in the tundra, a booty MUSH."
Ashley: "I know!"
Leah: "Gives whole new meaning to the term: I-did-a-rod."