Not kidding about the shortness thing
Jan 16th, 20093 comments
My bff Oona had asked me to shoot a picture of my preggo belly to keep her updated on the fatness watch, because, you know, girls are nice like that. I had planned to confine the image location only to email, until I read another blog post that made me HOPPING mad. You know, on that blog that I claim not to read. Anyway, this tall skinny bitch is about the same amount as pregnant as me, except she has the advantage of being tall, anorexic, and a complete raving lunatic. Then (watch out, pics NSFW unless you work in medicine or porn,) there's me. Even with the leg muscles to prove I'm still spinning, I look like I'm about to give birth to a soccer team. Jealous?