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Not kidding about the shortness thing

My bff Oona had asked me to shoot a picture of my preggo belly to keep her updated on the fatness watch, because, you know, girls are nice like that. I had planned to confine the image location only to email, until I read another blog post that made me HOPPING mad. You know, on that blog that I claim not to read. Anyway, this tall skinny bitch is about the same amount as pregnant as me, except she has the advantage of being tall, anorexic, and a complete raving lunatic. Then (watch out, pics NSFW unless you work in medicine or porn,) there's me. Even with the leg muscles to prove I'm still spinning, I look like I'm about to give birth to a soccer team. Jealous?

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To be fair, it only looks large enough to be a *junior* soccer team.

...why do I get the feeling that someone is wishing my death right now? Strange.

Dude, I'm telling you...it must be twins ;) And you look absolutely gorgeous, big belly and all!!! So...when do I get the next picture?!?!?

I only come to check your blog every once in a while to see if you guys are having kids yet. And I see you are. Congratulations!!!!! I hope all goes well.

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