Don't pass the plate folks
Dear [church person in charge of organizing things that cost money],
Thank you for your e-mail. The upcoming church ski trip sounds like an excellent opportunity for fun and fellowship, and i appreciate the invitation. Unfortunately, it is not within my means to attend this year. I recently learned that i am being laid off from my job, shortly after i begin my very expensive graduate degree program. As you can imagine, this comes as a bit of a financial shock after Dan was laid off just six months ago. What with morgage payments and loans accumulating, it doesn't look favorable that we will be able to afford a vacation in the forseeable future. Unless you count our eventual deaths and, God-willing, assention into heaven as a vacation. I do look forward to such a change of scenery!
Have fun with the kids, and i'm sorry again that i won't be in attendance.
Faithfully yours,
Leah
Pre-Work
I'm reading a text book today, which is like a magizine for dumb people who need all the larger words BOLDED and reprinted in the margins. This is not real school work, but pre-school work on the nature of: Read this before you start business school to avoid looking like a dumbass who has never taken accounting or economics. Textbooks are also like magazines in that they have glossy pages and colored pictures. They are unlike magazines in that they cost A BILLION DOLLARS!!!
If we have so little business at the store for the rest of the month, i may finish all my homework before i start school!