I'm reading a text book today, which is like a magizine for dumb people who need all the larger words BOLDED and reprinted in the margins. This is not real school work, but pre-school work on the nature of: Read this before you start business school to avoid looking like a dumbass who has never taken accounting or economics. Textbooks are also like magazines in that they have glossy pages and colored pictures. They are unlike magazines in that they cost A BILLION DOLLARS!!!
If we have so little business at the store for the rest of the month, i may finish all my homework before i start school!