taking GMATters into my own hands

If you live in Massachusetts and don't live under a rock, you already know that i am taking the GMAT Graduate Management test on July 18th (apparently the strong roofs of rock houses block out most of the loud screaming i generate while studying). So if you have anything important to say to me INCLUDING something being on fire, please out of courtesy wait until after the 18th to trouble me.

[GMAT gramatical mistakes made in that last paragraph: "GMAT Graduate Management test" this is redundant and will be wrong as an answer choice because don't repeat yourself don't be redundant don't repeat yourself, stupid. "being on fire" is wrong because the word being is always wrong as it is seen by the GMAT authors as being wrong.]

So i am preoccupied with studying, and will not be posting on this site and if you can't handle that WELL I'M JUST TRYING TO GET INTO BUSINESS SCHOOL SO THAT I CAN MAKE MORE MONEY FOR YOUR OWN SAKE AND FOR THE SAKE OF THIS FAMILY, SO LEAVE ME ALONE! The business school program to which i am applying has an average GMAT score of 640, considered to be quite difficult to obtain.

["considered to be" the actual English idiom is consider [nothing] wherein there is no preposition or prepositional phrase between consider and the modifier. ex: a score of 640 is considered quite difficult, if not impossible to obtain, especially for a loser like you, leah.]

Also we're like having a wedding or something, for which i have to do some stuff this week. Luckily, Dan is helping, and all this will be over soon. Man, if i had a nickle for everytime a boy told me that.... i'll be rich!

[ "i WOULD be rich. Subjunctive.]

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vacation timing, pt 2

So as I said we had beautiful weather while we were on the Cape, but as soon as we left things took a turn for the worse: so much so that Leah's parents, who rented the house there and were kind enough to invite us, made their return to civilization a couple days ahead of schedule. If you're going to be stuck inside on a cold wet drizzly day, you might as well have a giant screen tv. Broadband internet access is nice too. They were getting bored in any case, as I understand it; Leah and I are convinced we would have done a better job entertaining ourselves had we been in their position. In any case, we were very fortunate in our vacation timing; and since it was the only vacation we've had in more than a year, it's a good thing too!

Also, the title of the entry preceding this one is the best ever. Leah wins.