we really talk like this

On a walk with Rascal.

D: Ow! My knee just started hurting for no reason. Maybe it's the arthritis starting up. Waaah! I'm so old!
L: No no, knees just hurt sometimes. It happens to me, and I'm alot younger than you.
D: Hey! Don't rub it in! Unless you're rubbing in the Bengay...