Yup, still pregnant
Despite the frequent inquiries from friends and complete strangers the likes of "When's the baby due? Tomorrow?" "That baby's due any day now, right?" "Are you STILL pregnant????" I'm happy to report that the baby is still not due for another month, and yes, I may get fatter between now and then. Which is okay with me; I'd rather gain another five pounds than have the baby come tomorrow into a mess of un-folded onesies. THE ONESIES! THEY'RE SO SMALL BUT SO NUMEROUS! Also, I think we need an industrial engineer to set up our co-sleeper. Suffice it to say I'M NOT READY! STAY IN THERE BABY!
Actually, I'm totally thrilled that the baby's coming soon, but I've just now gotten used to being pregnant and (if you can believe it) I don't really mind being pregnant anymore. Now that my ribs are healed, the discomfort isn't so bad, and I've had enough months of short slow work-outs to re-evaluate my athletic persona, so mostly I feel pretty good about lying around and ordering Dan to get stuff for me. Also, when the baby comes out I actually have to start dieting, so these are all reasons to be happy being pregnant!