get those children out of the muddy muddy
So sometimes I do this thing where I work for two months straight on a craft project, and the whole time I'm working I'm thinking about how wonderful it'll be when I'm finally done with this stupid thing and I can get some photos up on the blog. And after a billion late-night sewing sessions it's finally done, and then I pester Dan to take nice photos, and then I pester Dan to get the photos off the camera, and the I pester Dan to send me the photos, and then I upload the photos, and then I'm like.... duh, writing is hard. Explaining this project might take like a total of three paragraphs. That's like half an hour. Who needs that kind of effort.
Which is why it's almost two weeks after Harvey's birthday and I'm just now showing you what I made for him. I made an ark.
coming aboard?
The entire project is constructed out of felt - recycled plastic felt to be exact. The ark took the longest part because I made up the pattern for the body of the boat and did a demo. Dan helped tremendously in drafting the shape of the top decks. The little house on top was all trial and error.
there's gonna be a floody floody
Of course, there are animals on an ark too. I figured the farm animals were the most important, so I made those first. First I made some pigs.
La La
Because felt has a tendency to pull apart if it's stretched too thin, I had to stitch these pigs entirely by hand. I learned this after the first pig I made came apart in the stuffing. Total time spent making pigs, 5 hours. You don't want to know the time total for the whole project.
two cows say moo moo.
The cows were a bit bigger so thankfully I could make these on the machine. The draw-back is that they had like a billion tiny pattern pieces to cut out. I bought a pattern for a 9-inch cow and scaled it by half. All the animals had to scale with each other and the door of the ark, you see, which also had to fit the normal stuffed animals that hang around the living room. So much thought went into the sizing. It's called OCD. Or parenting.
And of course I had to make Noah. He's entirely hand-stitched, although I used the machine to make his clothing. He has hair and a beard that are removable, because it's a long voyage. I figure he either grows a beard or loses his hair over 40 days.
before 40 days adrift
Harvey isn't so keen on Noah, although he likes the ark to put things in... out-of-playset things like legos and sippy cups. And he likes the cows very much, probably because every time he picks one up I say "Moooooooo." These days he's starting to grab one and say "mmmmuuuuuuh." He's pretty smart that little guy.
PEACE OUT!
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So, I interned for Martha Stewart (no joke, pre-jail, we can chat about it over lunch someday) and I must say, that lady's got nothing on you! (well, except an empire, but you work too, right???)
I'm glad I'm not a parent (yet) because this would make me start to feel inadequate.
Leah, this is amazing!!! He's a lucky little guy :)
two singing pigs say "la la"
You never cease to amaze me! Awesome job! :)
Aw, thanks guys! I'm thinking of marketing it as a beanie baby storage solution. You know... 10 years late.
All I can say is WOW, Harvey is one lucky kid! That is the best present ever... I hopes he appreciates and treasures it when he is old enough to understand the love and time you ... and OCD you put in to it! THe trick will be keeping letting him enjoy it and still keeping it nice enought so he can appreciate it as a grown up!
... ok, well I guess I could say more than WOW ... but seriously Leah, WOW! Great job!
Thanks for the encouragement Christie, although I don't worry so much about saving things I made for posterity. Theoretically life is long (at least in terms of crafting hours) and as I get older I'll only have MORE time and skills to turn out replacement toys and clothes as needed. I'd rather have the stuff I make played with and ripped up than meticulously kept. Although the recycled plastic felt is a good bet for posterity - no moth is gonna eat that any time soon! Though thieves might break in and steal. That's a joke for you, Dan.