mmmmmm, Sleep
Jun 23rd, 2005
Last night, as Dan informs me, i fell asleep smack in the middle of the bed, because i apparently DO WHATEVER THE F--- I FEEL LIKE, THANKYOUVERYMUCH! Poor Dan had to curl up on the one-quarter (.25, 25%) of the remaining bed surface, while i snored away living it large with the majority of blankets and leg room. This morning, when Dan told me this story, i responded dumbfoundedly "Why didn't you push me over?"
"Because i didn't want to wake you up," said the little saint.
Awww, how sweet. That attitute will last a whole fifteen seconds after we're married.
Note to Dan: a sleeping leah is like water; she will naturally spread out to seek the lowest point. You have the undeniable right to push her back onto her side.