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over the weekend someone snuck into my store and wrote "gullible" on the ceiling.

The Fed Ex man comes in this afternoon carrying two very large boxes. I remark that i don't recognize the name of the company, and wonder where the boxes came from. Mr Fed Ex explains:
"Someone sent you something from Italy."
silence
"It's got Fragilee written all over it."
silence
I look at the address . It came from California.
I furrow my brow.
"It's a joke." He said.

A joking matter? Aren't you a government employee??
No, wait....

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