South Beached Whale
Nov 22nd, 2005
Just for "Fun" i weighed myself yesterday. Surprisingly to mathemetitians, but unsurprisingly to people who have seen my in my underwear recently, I have gained some weight. All in all, weight gain since the wedding = 15 lbs, or ( let's see... 15 = z/100 x 115) 13% of my total body weight. I GAINED 13% OF MY TOTAL BODY WEIGHT IN UNDER 3 MONTHS!!!!!!!!! Disgusted much? You SHOULD be!
So i started the South Beach diet, which is Floridian for "Why on earth are you starting a diet the week of Thanksgiving, retard?"
It promises the loss of 8 or more lbs in the next two weeks. You know what else will happen in the next two weeks? I will find out if i got into Grad School! Oh the waiting, the cruel cruel purgatory!