OMG, i almost forgot!!!
daddy: "I just heard, and i want to offer you my condolenced."
Leah: "Why!!??? What happened???!!!"
daddy: "Jessica"
Leah: "Jessica who?"
daddy: "Jessica Simpson..."
Leah: "Wha... they didn't..."
daddy: "I'm sorry, but Nick and Jessica broke up."
Leah: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
I'm sorry Nick and Jessica. I loved you both together, but you will be very irritating to me apart. I will morn the loss by finding a different celebrity endorsed lipgloss.
Leah: "You couldn't have waited until after thanksgiving to tell me???"