Leah: So you know Cingular's new ad campaign saying their network the fewest dropped calls?
Dan: Yeah, I know it's completely made up!
Leah: Made up?
Dan: Completely made up! It's like they had a research firm just say that Cingular had the fewest dropped calls. But they don't really know, they never did a study on it.
Leah: Did they ask you how many dropped calls you had? Maybe they look at the call logs.
Dan: But how would they know if a call had been dropped, or if you just hung up.
Leah: Maybe they data mine the wire taps for a sequence of words, like: "Hello? Helloooo? Can you hear me? Helloooo? Can you hear me? F---!" And that means a call is dropped.
Dan: But if the call is dropped, then they don't even hear that, because it never gets recorded.
Leah: Oh Yeah, i guess the government wouldn't hear it.
Dan: It's like a Zen Kohn. If a call is dropped in the forest, and the government isn't around to hear it...
Leah: ...does the cellphone make a sound?
Dan: ...does somebody curse?
Leah: What is the sound of one unconnected man cursing?