No more monkeys jumping on the bed!
Jul 24th, 2006
I went to the doctor today to probe the source of my continued sickness. Do i have an infection? Throat cancer? No normal human cold could possible cause suck unrelenting sleep-stopping pain.
"Nope, just a virus. I recommend lozenges," the doctor said, in the best paraphrase of "SUCK IT UP" they allow him in the medical profession.
"Though if it's really bad, i can prescribe you Tylanol with Codine," he offered.
"No thanks," i said, thinking of my already all-encompassing level of boredom. "That's not really something i'd like to have in the house."