Matthew 6:20

D: "We could use a grappling hook. We could make it out of a coat hanger and string."

L: "No, the coat hanger would bend and the string would break."

D: "Hmm... we need to make a grappling hook in heaven, where the coat hanger will not bend and the string will not break."

L: *riotous laughter*

Are we the only ones who find this much amusement in the Bible?

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