D: "We could use a grappling hook. We could make it out of a coat hanger and string."
L: "No, the coat hanger would bend and the string would break."
D: "Hmm... we need to make a grappling hook in heaven, where the coat hanger will not bend and the string will not break."
L: *riotous laughter*
Are we the only ones who find this much amusement in the Bible?